When I Say 'Demi Lovato,' You Say 'Caption Contest'

Ugh. Audience participation. No thanks, Demi Lovato. I came here to listen, not to sing. You sing! You're the singer! It is literally what you get paid to do. I get paid to write things that are, for the most part, pretty incoherent and typically not that funny. In fact, I'll shut up with the unfunny and give you came here to see: today's winning captions!
"Who thinks I should sack my stylist and hairdresser?" - Theresa
"I forgot the lyrics you guys sing" - Danielle
"Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my awesomeness." - Kathryne
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